PHOTOGRAPIC EVIDENCE TO PROVE BAIN WRONG
Guest Writer: Guinness Van Alepie Flap Flip
Today the Grangemouth Pirates have finally cracked and hit the lowest of the low. Yes we have done what many a website has done, we have put pictures of a pair of tits on it (well one tit, twice).Martin Bain has said this about fleecing the other 10 SPL clubs:
“It’s incredulous that, despite our attempts to explain this rationally to other clubs, some of them refuse to accept our approach,”
Yes Mr Bain – the Rangers way is the only way, screw your own fans, screw the rest of the SPL. Mr Bain then continued to talk out of this:
“The actions we’ve taken are in the best interests of our fans and the club. “We hope this is recognised by our travelling support, despite the complicated and difficult route that may now exist to obtain tickets for fixtures that were once easy to obtain.”
Considering it is stated on the Falkirk Herald website, that those outside the FK post code can still obtain a copy of the Falkirk Herald by sending a cheque to cover postage and there might also be a general sale for away tickets, I can see why it is a “complicated and difficult route that may now exist to obtain tickets for fixtures”
To help you Mr Bain (and I won’t even charge you a 5% fee), I have included a picture guide – and not to show bias to one side of the auld firm, which is the crime of the century in Scotland, Celtic fans can use this same guide when they play the Bairns in December.
Please note the colour of the scissor handles don’t have to be the colour shown and in December the Christmas stamps won’t have the Queen’s head on them. Also any post box can be used – the one pictured is a post box in Manchester and after the 14th May 2008, I am unsure if it is still there.
I am disgusted at this article, written by a so called Senator. Me and my entire family are fizzing raging mad mental at the fact that the SCISSORS shown in this damnable article are NOT CRINKLE CUT.