Irvine Welsh Meets Senator Gay Daz….EXCLUSIVE FIRST PICTURE
Irvine Welsh sings a Sea Shanty with Gay Daz
As our exclusive snap shows, Senator Gay Daz has been spotted entering into negotiations with Irvine Welsh regarding the appointment of a Celebrity Throw In taker for Hibs. The soiled shorts Gay Daz sported must have reminded Irvine of both the’ bookies toilet’ and the ‘bedsheet’ scene in Trainspotting. After this loving embrace, Irvine retaliated by trying to enrol Gay Daz in the Capital City Service. Sadly, Gay Daz’s casual career did not last long, his alternative trendy dress of ‘shower shoes’, Elfsborg shirt, Livingston FC scarf, and brooned breeks didn’t go down too well with the boys. To complicate things further Gay Daz then met Grant Stott on Saturday, who also put in a note of interest for taking the throws at Easter Road. Its Celebrity Throw In confusion all round down Leith way. One thing Stotty did tell us though is that STV newsreader Stephen Jardine is a Queens Park supporter, so he could well be the person to replace good old Bob Crampsey as their throw In taker.
The Senators would also like to deny any involvement with the UFO sightings over Grangemouth this weekend. Apparently this was caused by partygoers releasing balloons with candles attached to them. Inside the balloons were completed Falkirk Herald application forms from the Grangemouth Rangers Supporters Club, they were so confused by the new ticketing arrangements and so wasted on Buckie, this was the only way they could think of getting them to the Bairnabeu. Martin Bain was obviously unavailable for comment but we think he would have said: ‘Asking our Loyal fans to spend their giros on balloons and candles is outrageous; we’re in the middle of a credit crunch and the tonic wine and meths market price increases are making weekends hard enough for our under sixteen supporters as it is’ the tanned tumshie continued: While I’m on, when is the last time anyone saw a bottle of El Dorado, it’s becoming as rare as white dog shite.’
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