ARG-ONY FOR THE TARTAN TUMBLEWEEDS.
The Scotland v Argentina game was always going to be a match that was overshadowed by one very controversial manager, and so it proved when Senator Innes, boss of the Barclay Bandits (2008), sensationally introduced not only a pair of pirate teeth but also a pirate telescope to the crowd at Hampden Park. Sadly, these new accessories could not inspire Scotland to defeat the Argie Bargieonians.
The 1-0 defeat for Scotland means they haven’t won a friendly match at home since the battle of Necthansmere in 685. But it wasn’t all bad news, as a new Senator from Argentina, Senator Matias was inducted into the club in a moving pre match ceremony in Armstrongs Bar. In other naming news Senator Hammie will now be known as Hambleton Loch and The Baize will now be the Maze (joining Malcatraz, Darlinnie and Grantanamo Bay in our hilarious list of amusing prison themed titles)
Oh aye before I forget, apparently at the 1986 World Cup, Argentina’s manager, Derek Madonna scored a goal with his hand against England. We only know this because it was mentioned once in a newspaper in the build up to Wednesday’s game.
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