Meet the Pirates

 

 

Individual pirates are available for hire for childrens parties, after dinner speeches or good old fashioned monkey walks. Please contact this website for the appropriate rates.


4 Responses to “Meet the Pirates”

  1. Innes, you truly are a shambles. I suggest you give yourself and your mates a shake!

  2. I would be interested in hiring the pirate five down on the left as he looks hairy and sexy. I think he’d appreciate the swinging party I am having at Edinburgh Zoo (Primate Enclosure). I have found a saucy wee orangutan looking for some fun with a fellow primate.

    If interested please call 0800 521 MONKEY LOVE.

  3. We’ve inducted a few more Senators since ‘The Baize’ comment, but he is referring to Senator Innes of course…… ED.

  4. u lot r gettin uglier by the day

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