‘PICK IT OUT LANDREAU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’

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Another routine victory for Scotland on the road to Euro 2008. As we expected the Cheeky Boy opened up a can of whup-ass on the French. His goal from 180 yards at the Parc des Princes was cheered on by 97,000 Tartan Army footsoldiers in the stadium and over 89 million Scots back on home soil.

Texts among the Senators were pinging back and forward  like Bazza’s passes after the game. Here are a selection:

‘spectacul…aaarr!’,

‘Ha ha that’s funny, Andy Cameron my god he’s a forgotten classic’,

‘I’m sacred..no I mean I’m scared’,

‘I don’t know if I fear the flag but i am definitely feart of you ya fruitcake’,

‘Fantastic result – see you in Austria, Repeat of 96?’ (From Ant the Englishman),

‘and a steak bake’,

‘yes, son – as I said to a french gentleman in le bouchon cafe, battersea – aye ye cannae teach that’,

‘Best fans in the world mate, just getting what we deserve’,

‘Marty says the flag was at the game’,

‘Ye-aar what a result, the only thing missing was I didn’t see thee flag’,

‘When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army boys, we’ll be coming down the road, the flag continues to work its magic, anyone fancy a toblerone?,

 ‘That’s me got double points on the tennents comp’,

‘Yesssss..unbelievable what a performance, canny believe it’,

 ‘whit a team, whit a goal’,

 ‘the flag must have been there’

‘Ahem, I think i may have sent that to everyone in my phone book, it’s a line from Andy Cameron’s 1982 world cup song, a forgotten classic’,

 ‘Is this the time to say hi to Stan? Possibly not, lets start booking the trip to switzerland’,

‘Deek you know me, not a big chick young fan’,

‘Deek lets stop messing about, we are invincible with the flag, end of story’,

‘We’ll be on the road with a highway code, a piece box and a flask’

 ‘Fear the flag’,

 ‘Invincible’

‘Berries’

What is now pretty obvious and has been alluded to in some of the messages above, is that the TGPOTCTASC flag has an unexplained and weird voodoo influence that is beyond the ken of mortal man or indeed pirate. Let us tread very carefully with this supernatural 24 foot long talisman, for as mere guardians of the flag, we know not what it can do.

McFadden drags it down, now, long way out……..RRRAAARRRGGH (good attempt at a pirate sound, must be congratulated for that)…..WHAT A GOAL!…..WHAT A GOAL!!! (now commentating at such a high pitch only dolphins can hear him)…WHAT A GOAL BY MCFADDEN…..MAGIC FROM JAMES MCFADDEN….HE’S A GENIUS AGAIN FOR SCOTLAND…..THEY’VE BEEN SUCKERED IN THE PARC DES PRINCES, JAMES MCFADDEN FROM 40 YARDS, INTO THE ROOF OF THE NET……..PICK IT OUT LANDREAU……….FRANCE 0 – SCOTLAND 1!!!!’

‘IT’S ALL OVER!! SCOTLAND HAVE WON!!! ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENT, A WONDER GOAL FROM A WONDERFUL PLAYER!!!!, JAMES MCFADDEN’S GOAL IN THE 64TH MINUTE, TALK ABOUT BRAVEHEARTS, THEY’RE ALL ON THE FIELD RIGHT NOW….THE TARTAN ARMY GO CRAZY, THE FRENCH ARE STUNNED…THEY’VE BEEN…..(searches brain for suitable word to describe the humping)….BATTERED (co-commentator laughs) IN THE SECOND HALF….WHAT A MAGNIFICENT RESULT. THEY HAVE BEEN BATTERED BY A GUY WHO PLAYED HIS FOOTBALL AT MOTHERWELL AND PLAYS NOW FOR EVERTON……JAMES MCFADDEN’S STRIKE WILL LIVE LONG IN THE MEMORY, 35 – 40 YARDS, ROOF OF THE NET, ABSOLUTELY BRILIANT, ALEX MCLEISH, ANDY WATSON, ROY AITKEN THEY’RE ALL HUGGING EACH OTHER, MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT THIS SCOTLAND TEAM HAS PRODUCED A SENSATIONAL PERFORMANCE, FORGET ABOUT YOUR ZIDANES, YOUR PLATINIS, YOUR THIERRY HENRYS, WHAT ABOUT JAMES MCFADDEN????? ONE- NOTHING, GAME OVER HERE AT THE PARC DES PRINCES, SCOTLAND WITH ALL THREE POINTS…..TOP OF THE GROUP….YOU’VE HEARD IT….PARC DES PRINCES…..FRANCE 0 – SCOTLAND 1…….’ (and relax)

~ by malkyboy on September 14, 2007.

One Response to “‘PICK IT OUT LANDREAU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’”

  1. Check out this quality piece of commentating from big Gordon (articulate) McQueen on Faddy’s goal!

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