Sausages and Speedos

One of the most glittering events in the Pirate social calendar took place in Bungle’s Scheme last weekend. Despite torrential rain affecting the ‘Sausages and Speedos’ barbeque, the day was voted a huge success by seasoned partygoers, many of whom had travelled great distances in the hope of catching a glimpse of Bullet the Dog.

The highlight of this showpiece summer event saw a bronzed Bungle wow the celebrity crowd with a display of semi nude cooking; he followed this up with some controversial ‘placed sausage’ antics. Previous barbeques have been marred by a series of unfortunate incidents, most notably when the host only managed to produce 6 rolls for the guests. One insider said: ‘The rolls issue is in the past, however there was a moment when the bog-rolls supply was looking critical, but a crisis was averted’. The ‘sausage in the speedos’ episode was said to have caused gasps of surprise from up and down the Scheme as neighbours, already delighted by the variety of 1980s pop music belting out from the conservatory, frantically jostled for the best position to view what has already become a classic episode of meat-themed humour.

~ by malkyboy on July 18, 2011.

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